Bog

"I heard that you have a Bog."

"A Bog?"

"Yeah, a Bog."

Silence while I try to figure out what this person is talking about.

How could I have a bog? I do not own any property in Ireland. Nor have I left the hose running too long causing the side yard to become a bog.

Hmmm.....a bog. What is she talking about? What does she really mean?!

Ah-hah!!

"OH! A Blog! You mean a blog!" Hahahahaha!! Bog. Hahahahaha!!!

"Yeah, that's it, a blog. You have one right?"

"Oh yes, I have a blog...but not a bog."